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05-31-2006, 10:32 AM
Alcoholic Beverages Derived from Animal Extract
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Perhaps you never thought this day would come. Perhaps you thought alcoholic ingenuity reached its apex with Zima. Well, inventor Kineo Okada of Tokyo has given you a new reason to raise your glass... there's a whole new breed of booze on its way and it's made of animals!

Okada is the President of Ariake Japan Company (too bad Beefeaters is taken), whose service mark is "The Fine Flavors of Nature." Fine indeed. I can't wait to swirl my glass and enjoy an aromatic blend of "beef, pork, mutton, chicken, duck, and turkey." So long, Pizza Hut, this guy knows how to treat a carnivore.

Now, just how bloody do you like your Bloody Mary?

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05-31-2006, 12:19 PM

Man that sites a laugh... I love the Mouse trap Cat!


Mice will be lining up to throw themselves down this cats throat.


06-01-2006, 01:00 AM
Ha ha ha! I knew my beef jerkey mead would finally come into it's own someday! ;D



06-02-2006, 12:48 AM
PETA, eat your hearts out. ;D Now we animal lovers (as in love to eat animals), have another use for our tasty friends. "Yes waitress, I will have the T baone steak medium rare with a baked potato and gravy creamed corn and a steak ale." ;D "I would like to have a turkey teriyaki saki, please." "Mmmmm. I love this pheasant mead." >:D

06-02-2006, 09:32 PM
PETA? I'm not familiar with that group. I guess that must stand for People for the Eating of Tasty Animals >:D But seriously, if we weren't supposed to eat animals, they wouldn't be made out of meat ;D Better stop before I offend someone with a different sense of humor than my own somewhat twisted one.

06-08-2006, 12:04 AM
d my way it would be People Eating Tasty Animals. >:D However, it is actually People for the Ethiical Treatment of Animals. :-X One thing though, a deer mead? Hmmm, there could be something in that. ;D

06-08-2006, 09:06 PM
I was just being silly about not hearing of PETA. I do a bit of hunting, so believe me I've heard of them. Whatcha gunna call the deer mead, Whitetailomel or Venisonoglyn? ::)

06-09-2006, 12:43 AM
I was kinda thinkin' Bambiglin >:D >:D >:D

06-09-2006, 09:34 PM
I dunno, the cartoon folks might start painting the mead makers as the bad guys then instead of the evil hunters >:(
Of course Thumper's Thunder Barleymead sounds like something with a kick.