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Maelduin
09-19-2006, 10:45 PM
And on the nineteenth day of September shalt thou speak like unto the holy buccaneers to mourn the decline in pirates which is surely correlated to the rise of global warming. See the following holy chart...

<img src="http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.jpg">

On this holiest of days, declared by the prophet Dave Barry himself, may you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen.

<img src="http://www.inkycircus.com/photos/uncategorized/fsm_1.jpg">

Please send all your Pastafarian prayers to brother Magus, who is on the UCF campus today to preach the starchy word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He is distributing packages of the Holy Sacrament (Beef and Shrimp flavors). May he make many converts who will surely someday bask with us in the shadow of the Beer Volcano and ogle with us the beauty created in the Stripper Factory of Paradise.


For more information on our faith, <a href="http://www.venganza.org">The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster</a>