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dennymcc
04-14-2008, 11:53 AM
i've been kicking some ideas about labling. thinking of colling it Denny's Special LPR. i ran across a joke the other day and riped off this disclaimer. i tohught it would be cute to put on the label as well
here it is
Denny's Special LPR:
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor
control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing
Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker,
Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister

akueck
04-14-2008, 12:07 PM
;D

Don't forget "unsolicited proclamations of love" and "contains naturally occurring sulfites". :laughing7:

Medsen Fey
04-14-2008, 12:41 PM
There's also

Loss of consciousness, and

Coyote syndrome - you know, when you wake up the next morning and see what's resting on your arm, and would rather gnaw it off than wake it up.
:alien:

JephSullivan
04-14-2008, 04:54 PM
Haha, that disclaimer sounds familiar. :) I heard it during a commercial break on The Brewing Network.

gbobeck
04-14-2008, 10:19 PM
here are two additions:

may cause invulnerability to criticisms
may cause an increased understanding of philosophy

dennymcc
04-16-2008, 12:13 AM
yea fey ever here of double coyote ugly. after you gnaw the arm thats under her off, u gnaw the other one so u cant get that drunk again

wildaho
04-16-2008, 01:03 AM
"may also cause... uh... what was I saying? oh yeah... I love you man!"

WRATHWILDE
04-16-2008, 03:38 AM
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor
control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing
Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker,
Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister


Don't forget "Barsexuality" "Loss of Inhibitions", "Selective Memory Loss" and "Passionate Sexual Adventures & Experimentation"

And some suggestions to take or leave...

Maybe substitute "Giddiness" for "Loss of motor control" and "Dizziness" as it's definition encompasses both "a sensation of whirling and a tendency to fall or stagger." and "feeling excited to the point of disorientation." and as a bonus "excitable and whimsical."

Instead of "Nausea" & "Vomiting" possibly "Worship of a Porcelain God" (btw - Nausea includes the inclination to vomit so you could even pare it down to just nausea.)

Might as well just get it over with, Wrathwilde's Revision -

Initial Side Effects may include: Euphoria, Reduced Tension, Cheerfulness, Increased Self Confidence, Mild Flirting and Karaoke.

Stage 2 Side Effects Include: Excitability, Lowered Inhibitions (Including a predisposition toward Table Dancing and Barsexuality in Females)

Stage 3 Side Effects Include: Giddiness, Delusions of Grandeur, Loss of Inhibitions, Flashing, Unabashed Flirting, Incessant Talking, Enthusiastic Game Playing (Truth or Dare, Strip Poker, or Naked Twister)

Stage 3 Side Effects GUARANTEED when Hooking-Up with the BrewMaster Include: A Shower, a Razor, Shaving Cream and instructions. A Full Body Massage, Passionate Sexual Adventures & Experimentation, Light Bondage to induce multiple orgasms, More Passionate Sexual Adventures and More Orgasms, a 2nd Shower, a Place to Sleep, and a Promise to Call You.

Side Effects of Consumption Beyond Stage 3 Include: Worship of a Porcelain God, Headache, Sensitivity to Light, dehydration, The Spins and Selective Memory Loss.

dennymcc
04-16-2008, 08:06 AM
Im gonna need a bigger bottle lol
:laughing4: