dennymcc said:
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor
control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing
Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker,
Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister
Don't forget "Barsexuality" "Loss of Inhibitions", "Selective Memory Loss" and "Passionate Sexual Adventures & Experimentation"
And some suggestions to take or leave...
Maybe substitute
"Giddiness" for "Loss of motor control" and "Dizziness" as it's definition encompasses both
"a sensation of whirling and a tendency to fall or stagger." and "feeling excited to the point of disorientation." and as a bonus "excitable and whimsical."
Instead of "Nausea" & "Vomiting" possibly "Worship of a Porcelain God" (btw - Nausea includes the inclination to vomit so you could even pare it down to just nausea.)
Might as well just get it over with, Wrathwilde's Revision -
Initial Side Effects may include: Euphoria, Reduced Tension, Cheerfulness, Increased Self Confidence, Mild Flirting and Karaoke.
Stage 2 Side Effects Include: Excitability, Lowered Inhibitions (Including a predisposition toward Table Dancing and Barsexuality in Females)
Stage 3 Side Effects Include: Giddiness, Delusions of Grandeur, Loss of Inhibitions, Flashing, Unabashed Flirting, Incessant Talking, Enthusiastic Game Playing (Truth or Dare, Strip Poker, or Naked Twister)
Stage 3 Side Effects GUARANTEED when Hooking-Up with the BrewMaster Include: A Shower, a Razor, Shaving Cream and instructions. A Full Body Massage, Passionate Sexual Adventures & Experimentation, Light Bondage to induce multiple orgasms, More Passionate Sexual Adventures and More Orgasms, a 2nd Shower, a Place to Sleep, and a Promise to Call You.
Side Effects of Consumption Beyond Stage 3 Include: Worship of a Porcelain God, Headache, Sensitivity to Light, dehydration, The Spins and Selective Memory Loss.