So. Last night I had a horrible dream. I dreamt that I thought it was a good idea to add sugar to my 5 gallons of cyser currently clearing. The sugar, obviously, started the cyser degassing. Not only did the cyser degas a great amount, but the sugar (in a dream-like fashion) immediately fermented to a layer of pure ethanol. All in all, I dreamt that I lost about 3 gallons of my precious mead, and that I had about half a gallon of completely undrinkable rocket fuel separating me from what remained.