Masochism Tango? Oskaar, I think you're dating yourself. ;D
Looks like pretty good stuff -- check these URL's out:
http://wiccabilly.com/sona-polka.shtml
http://members.aol.com/cernowain9/cern/Pagan_Polka.html
Here's the lyrics:
I live way out in Kansas where the prairie is so pretty
I found myself at Gaea which is down near Kansas City
Some folks were singing round a fire, and man, it made me mad
‘Cause every time they sang a song, it sounded awful sad.
So I found this little problem in my personality.
I lay too much emotion on what’s mere modality.
But, I’ve got a question. Someone please explain to me -
Why must pagan music always be in a minor key?
So I sing….
Let’s do the PAGAN POLKA
It’s gonna win you over!
Dance from dusk ‘til dawn
Or ‘til the mead’s all gone.
First you take your clothes off, get as naked as you dare.
Prance around the fire, throw your arms up in the air!
Do the PAGAN POLKA ‘til you see the rising sun.
Happy pagans (PAGAN POLKA-happy) having fun!
(chorus)
This crazy polka beat will give you happy feet
Dance ‘til the break of day - dance all your cares away!
Now, we do the PAGAN POLKA down upon the farm
The cows and chickens watch us as we dance and wave our arms.
The neighbors think we’re crazy, and our children think they’re right!
But we still do the PAGAN POLKA every single night!
This crazy polka beat will give you happy feet
Dance ‘til the break of dawn - dance ‘til you can’t go on!
Now, we do the PAGAN POLKA down upon the farm.
The cows and chickens watch us as we dance an wave our arms.
The neighbors think we’re crazy and, by George, they may be right,
But we still do the PAGAN POLKA every single night!
(chorus)
And the mead’s still going strong!
Found this one while I was poking around on the 'net for the Pagan Polka, hilarious!
DANCING IN A PAGAN WONDERLAND
Pagans sing, are you listenin',
Altar's set, candles glisten,
It's a Magickal night, we're having tonight,
Dancing in a Pagan Wonderland
Blades held high, censer smoking,
God and Goddess, we're invoking,
Through Elements Five, we celebrate life,
Dancing in a Pagan Wonderland,
Queen of Heaven, is in Her place,
Triple Goddess, now the Crone Face,
Above and Below, She's the Goddess we know,
Dancing in a Pagan Wonderland
Now the God, is the Provider,
Supplying game for our Fire,
Above and Below, He's the Horned One we Know,
Dancing in a Pagan Wonderland
In a Circle we can light a Yule Fire,
And await the rising of the Sun,
It's the Great Wheel turning for the new year,
loaded with abundance and great fun.
Later on, by the fire,
Cone of Power, gettin' higher
It's a Magickal Night we're having tonight,
Dancing in a Pagan Wonderland
