We started at the Palomino and worked our way back into the strip alternating between Casinos and Strip Clubs. Our entourage grew along the way and eventually we had the limo full, and a couple of cars worth of people following us along the way. I was on a roll that night and managed to run my winnings up somewhere in the neighborhood of about $15,000 (I say about because I was under that when we all sobered up the next day, but I had receipts for about $800 worth of booze and food, and three passed out strippers in my room, along with the two girls who were with me to begin, and a few other folks who I don't remember meeting).
We headed back to my friends’ room at the Rio at some point, and we had a lot of people trying to get to the elevators and had a brief run-in with security. I greased a couple of palms and they let us into the elevator bay a few at a time so as not to make it a mob scene. For those of you who haven’t ever been to the RainForest Suite at the Rio, should at least check it out if it is vacant if you’re ever at the Rio. It looks like your basic bedroom in a rainforest. The walls are sculpted rock, the furniture is comfortable and done in a really neat primitive-rain-foresty looking motif. The bathroom however, wins the prize for best feature in the room. It is like a big pool cut into a waterfall and the water runs hot and cold. It is really a cool looking shower bath concept, but, it looked even better filled with naked stippers gettin’ their freak-on!
We had the boom box blaring, the champagne, wine and last of the mead were flowing (we saved two bottles for ourselves) we had hot and cold running strippers, and Beavis and Butthead do America on the big screen in the living room. At about 3:00 AM hotel security came by and told us we needed to quiet down. He stepped into the room where a couple of the strippers who were coincidentally naked, attached themselves to him. The flashing of cameras followed and the guy left with a red face and in a hurry. The party was starting to slow down anyhow, so some people began to bail out, and we moved the remaining handful of people to my room. We ended up with one bottle of mead left from the night before and we had that with lunch at the pool.
My buddy told me he counted as many as 43 people in that Rain Forest Suite, I think he might have been on the high side, but I can say that it was pretty crowded throughout the suite, and there were at least ten people in the bathroom watching the strippers (and eventually one of the two girls that came with me) go after each other in the tub and shower.
The Wedding went off without a hitch in the wedding chapel at the Rio, which is a pretty nice facility, and the reception area is tasteful and understated. Of course, I was lobbying heavily for one of the strippers to be the ring-bearer, but was cruelly denied by the bride! Go figure.
Yes, the couple is still married and they celebrate their Wedding this Saturday, July 17th. Yes they have children now, 1 boy and one girl. Yes, I have video of the strippers in the shower. No, I won’t share it! . . . a gentleman never kisses and tells! (unless it’s Ron Solomon LOL)
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