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Angus
09-30-2005, 03:50 PM
I just read an amusing article by Steve Martin about the 'Book of Directions'. I thought I would share it with everyone as the humor on this site closely parallels that of Mr. Martin.

http://www.compleatsteve.com/essays/directions.htm

So, who will write 'The Book of Mead Directions' and make it as easy to follow as Pierre Trouts? Oskaar de la Monkey, are you there? ;D

Angus

Oskaar
09-30-2005, 05:47 PM
1. Make mead
2. Age mead
3. Drink mead
4. Go to step one

Here endeth the book.

scout
09-30-2005, 06:24 PM
I thought there would be some mention of red-headed nymphs in your book, Oskaar? *big grins*

WRATHWILDE
09-30-2005, 06:29 PM
I thought there would be some mention of red-headed nymphs in your book, Oskaar? *big grins*


Oskaar's book of Directions involving Mead and Redheads would be much longer with the only addition to the "Mead" section being "Share with red-head Nymph" ;D ;)

Wrathwilde

Oskaar
09-30-2005, 07:57 PM
That'll be in the sequel.

The Book of Directions II: Conquest of the Planet of the Redheads!!

Cheers,

The poster formerly known as Oskaar