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Drunk Tailor Mark
12-11-2005, 01:35 PM
I am lost. Where am I? I don't have a clue

Dmntd
12-11-2005, 02:02 PM
You're here Mark. Well... your there as well.

I'm starting to see your dilemma, how can you be here if your there, and vice versa. Oh man, you are lost

Anthony

beeboy
12-11-2005, 07:50 PM
I would rather be lost, it takes way to much time to be found and then all you have to look forward to is getting lost again. I was lost this weekend when the corkscrew broke and couldn't open any mead. Took half an hour to find the replacement and open a bottle ;D.

WRATHWILDE
12-11-2005, 08:03 PM
BeeBoy,

I keep mine in screw top bottles, so unless I get caught feeling up a Saudi Princess and lose my hands... I should be able get at my mead.

Wrathwilde

memento
12-11-2005, 09:08 PM
We're all lost. You see, if we know where we are, then we won't know when we're here. But if we know what time it is, then we don't know where we are. Just ask Werner Heisenberg. :) (ok, so it's a stretch from quantum mechanics to a messageboard)

WRATHWILDE
12-11-2005, 09:18 PM
No matter where you go, there you are. -BB

Wrathwilde

Consul
12-11-2005, 10:02 PM
Werner Heisenberg was pulled over for speeding by a traffic cop. When the cop approached his vehicle, he asked Mr. Heisenberg, "do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replied, "no, but I know exactly where I am!"

;D ;D ;D

I am just full of jokes tonight.

WRATHWILDE
12-11-2005, 10:15 PM
Werner Heisenberg was pulled over for speeding by a traffic cop. When the cop approached his vehicle, he asked Mr. Heisenberg, "do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replied, "no, but I know exactly where I am!"

That's a riot!!!!

Wrathwilde

Oskaar
12-11-2005, 10:21 PM
Full of jokes??? LOL I was thinking there was a full load of something else! ;D

What do you lose if you . . . ya know, a Saudi princess?? Huh huh??

And finally, how do they get eigth great tomatoes in that little bitty can???

Cheers,

Oskaar

WRATHWILDE
12-11-2005, 10:29 PM
And finally, how do they get eigth great tomatoes in that little bitty can???


Give them a squeeze and they'll go willingly. Keeping them all happy... that's the greater challenge.

Wrathwilde

Consul
12-12-2005, 10:39 AM
Full of jokes??? LOL I was thinking there was a full load of something else! ;D

I'm full of that, too. :P

And I can testify under penalty of purgery that I have never felt up a Saudi princess.

Drunk Tailor Mark
12-12-2005, 05:58 PM
I am still lost but I making great time.

webmaster
12-12-2005, 07:50 PM
See? Thats what you get for drinking that cheap beer! You should make some of my Apple Hooch that you drank at Last Chance, it works better ('course, then you'll be *drunk* and lost.......)

Vicky - planning on picking up her Confederate sack coat and new pants from Mark this week (yahoo!)

Drunk Tailor Mark
12-12-2005, 09:06 PM
The only thing I need to do is hem the trousers. That is 4 hour of procrastinating and 15 min of work.

Drunk Tailor Mark
12-13-2005, 11:16 PM
I am done. Also I found where I was on the map. It had a star that said "YOU ARE HERE".

mouko_yamamoto
12-14-2005, 08:39 AM
That's odd, my map said I was there. Yours must be broken.

Angus
12-14-2005, 09:00 AM
So if you are all lost, then I must be found since I can't see any of you here.

But where the hell is here?

Hello?

byathread
12-14-2005, 02:47 PM
Luckily, it appears you've been trapped in a mead-space continuum. Drink up!

Consul
12-14-2005, 04:49 PM
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

Drunk Tailor Mark
12-14-2005, 06:36 PM
The map was upside down, so I am still lost

Drunk Tailor Mark
12-15-2005, 08:37 AM
Have you ever been so lost that your G.P.S. doesn't even know where you are? It happened to me.

lostnbronx
12-15-2005, 12:07 PM
I tend to be so lost that I don't know where my GPS is. Or is it that I tend to be so sauced that I don't know where it is? Funny that I'm always able to find the corkscrew...

-David

Miriam
12-15-2005, 12:26 PM
I have been lost in translation, many times.

M.

Consul
12-15-2005, 01:29 PM
I'm currrently gone looking for myself. If I should return before I get back, please keep me here. Thank you.

Drunk Tailor Mark
12-15-2005, 02:06 PM
A good way to keep track of the Cork Screw is to tie it to a hub cap like they do to the key to the mens room at a gas station

WRATHWILDE
12-15-2005, 02:10 PM
I wonder whatever became of me, I should have been back here a long time ago. - Groucho Marx

Wrathwilde

Drunk Tailor Mark
12-17-2005, 12:22 AM
Some onefound me but turned me in to the lost in found box.

lostnbronx
12-17-2005, 12:18 PM
Someone turned me into the lost and found Bronx. Then I got lost again.

-David

Drunk Tailor Mark
12-19-2005, 09:29 PM
I found out that I was lost when I saw a picture of me on the wall at the post office. I will wait till I am on the top ten

Miriam
12-20-2005, 02:39 AM
"Fahblunjit"

Yiddish, meaning "lost," or "aimlessly wandering." Often used to indicate a wooly-brained or dazed state of mind, as in,

"The mead was so good we all got a little fahblunjit," or, "He's so fahblunjit, he never remembers where anything is!"

I once wrote a song called "Feeling Fahblunjit", back in my teen years. Pefectly appropriate for the teen years, at least mine. :D

Miriam

beeboy
12-21-2005, 08:01 PM
Good description of a hangover, lost and wooly-brained, uh what were we talking about, seemed to of lost my train of thought. Quick pass me the mead we can still save the day ;D

Miriam
12-22-2005, 02:44 AM
...do we want to save the day? ;D Yes, I hadn't thought of it, but fahblunjit works well for a hangover too.

Miriam

David Baldwin
12-27-2005, 05:46 PM
A good way to keep track of the Cork Screw is to tie it to a hub cap like they do to the key to the mens room at a gas station


OK, but then you either have to park the car in the kitchen, or take the bottle out to the garage to get it opened... ::)



David

Drunk Tailor Mark
12-27-2005, 09:24 PM
It would be best to just take the hub cap off the wheel.