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Marko DaBeest
12-12-2005, 05:21 AM
I am the alpha and the omega and I won't bore you to tears with how pious I am or how long I walked around hungover in a desert, and I make a mean cake!

12-12-2005, 07:50 AM
Hi Marko,

where's your buddy Saddam? Have you ditched him yet? You should, he's so mean to you!

Dan McFeeley
12-12-2005, 08:41 AM
Welcome Marko DaBeest, member number 666!

Yes, we've been waiting for you -- your coming has been prophesied.

Now tell us how you go about making a really evil mead. ;D

12-12-2005, 11:12 AM

You got my soul last month. Now where's my million dollars?


Marko DaBeest
12-12-2005, 04:21 PM
Oh hi there Angus. I uh well I uh went to Atlantic City and kinda blew the cash on hookers and Texas holdem. Saddam made me do it. I told him it was wrong but he never listens. I know I told you I woud give you the million but hey, I am the father of all lies. Besides, your soul is having a great time here with Barbara Steisand and Celine Dion. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Someone wanted evil mead

Fire and Brimstone Metheglin

18 pounds of Fireweed Honey
12 crushed cinnamon sticks
12 cloves
6 crushed nutmegs
1 tblspoon crushed red peppers
2 pounds chopped dried sour cherries
1 pound chopped dried dragon fruit
2 Saddam's used gym socks - optional
1 ml blood of three democratic and republican politicians, or 3 ml of Teddy Kennedy's sweat mixed with 1 pint water from Poucha Pond - optional
Water to six gallons
10 grams Lalvin K1V1116 yeast

Mix well, rehydryate yeast and pitch. Wrap the carboy in the skirts of Catholic schoolgirls and wait.


Dan McFeeley
12-12-2005, 05:09 PM
Now that's EVIL!

12-12-2005, 05:28 PM
What yeast would you use to give it a bit of Brimstone (S02) in the nose?


From his brimstone bed at break of day
A-walking the devil has gone. --Coleridge.

Marko DaBeest
12-12-2005, 10:07 PM
You want some good sulfur use ec1118. Then torture it by not adding additional nutrient. That will give you all the sulfur you want.


12-12-2005, 10:21 PM
Hey Marko,

Great recipe and info onthe Yeast. You should hook up with Oskaar. He knows a ton about the same stuff.

Pity you two always seem to miss each other.



12-12-2005, 10:27 PM
The only reason I keep missing him is someone filed down the sights on my HK!

Wicked cool recipe dude.



Marko DaBeest
12-12-2005, 10:31 PM
So you is the a$$hole that keeps trying to shoot me. Well try all you want Lee Harvey because I'm bulletproof. Sucka