Oh hi there Angus. I uh well I uh went to Atlantic City and kinda blew the cash on hookers and Texas holdem. Saddam made me do it. I told him it was wrong but he never listens. I know I told you I woud give you the million but hey, I am the father of all lies. Besides, your soul is having a great time here with Barbara Steisand and Celine Dion. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Someone wanted evil mead
Fire and Brimstone Metheglin
18 pounds of Fireweed Honey
12 crushed cinnamon sticks
12 cloves
6 crushed nutmegs
1 tblspoon crushed red peppers
2 pounds chopped dried sour cherries
1 pound chopped dried dragon fruit
2 Saddam's used gym socks - optional
1 ml blood of three democratic and republican politicians, or 3 ml of Teddy Kennedy's sweat mixed with 1 pint water from Poucha Pond - optional
Water to six gallons
10 grams Lalvin K1V1116 yeast
Mix well, rehydryate yeast and pitch. Wrap the carboy in the skirts of Catholic schoolgirls and wait.
DaBeest