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    If you ever want to see this site updated again, leave 750 pounds of Orange Blossom honey in the dark alley behind that...you know...that dark building. Don't dilute it with wildflower; I'll know.


    Phil

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    Quote Originally Posted by dogglebe
    If you ever want to see this site updated again, leave 750 pounds of Orange Blossom in the dark alley behind that...you know...that dark building. Don't dilute it with wildflower; I'll know.
    Holding the GotMead Wench hostage? Ok, technically you may be restricting her movements, however, I predict that after a few days you'll be exhausted, nursing a record mead hangover, and begging forum members to take her off your hands.
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    Won't he be surprised when he receives 750 pounds of orange blossoms and no honey. If he ever sells his soul to the devil for 7 wishes... it promises to be even more entertaining than the original Bedazzled with Dudley Moore and Peter Cook.

    Wrathwilde

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    Correction made in my post. No durian mead for you.


    Phil

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    Unbeknownst to DoggleBerries, Vicky enjoys this sort of thing...

    Quote Originally Posted by Vicky - GM Webmistress
    Oooh, promises, promises. Gonna tie me up too?
    Vicky
    Why should we part with good honey for someone who doesn't want to be saved?

    Wrathwilde

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    Ha ha ha!

    Um, I think after the Wench drinks you out of house and home, and drags you all over New York you'll be begging for mercy! LOL

    But just in case, I've put Gilbert Gottfried on a plane along with five gallons of Corpse Flower Honey, and 50 dwarf nudists with no sense of personal space, unchecked bromadrosis and a penchant for leg humping!

    Please enjoy the honey!

    Cheers,

    Oskaar
    Is it tasty . . . precious?

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    ugh, Corpse Flower honey?!?

    Would the bees even get close to it? ::shudder::

    Michael

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maelduin
    ugh, Corpse Flower honey?!?

    Would the bees even get close to it? ::shudder::
    Looks like the main pollinators are flies and beetles, the kind critters that are most likely to be attracted to the smell of decaying flesh.

    http://www.news.ucdavis.edu/special_...itan/faq.lasso

    If Oskaar has a bucket of corpse flower honey, he must have worked some magic to let the bees get to it first.

    I could almost picture Oskaar hoisting a few meads made from the honey, offering a toast to the Adam's family members.
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    I'm sure Markus would support this effort of Oskaar's.
    ...Markus? Ayecha? (Where art thou?)

    Miriam
    Miriam the Mead Bubeh
    Israeli Kitchen www.mimi54.wordpress.com

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    I'm just imagining opening the bucket for the first time. pheeeew!

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    ...
    The hostage crisis seems to be over, I see Vicky - GM Webmistress is online checking her messages, the time 1 am. Couldn't even manage to keep her 24 hours... the leather teddy and bullwhip must have had him rethinking the arrangement.

    Wrathwilde

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miriam
    I'm sure Markus would support this effort of Oskaar's. ...Markus? Ayecha? (Where art thou?)
    Marko probably has a whole wing of his infernal cellar filled with old casks of Corpse Flower mead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathwilde
    the leather teddy and bullwhip must have had him rethinking the arrangement.

    Wrathwilde
    She'd use a bullwhip to make him wear a leather teddy?

    Dmntd

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    No, the Leather Teddy (Masta LethAA TedDEEE X, as he's known in the NYC Dom/Sub world) would have whipped them both for being bad, and made them lick the floor of the dungeon clean after he smeared it with Corpse Flower Honey and the trub from the first racking of the Corpse Flower Mead.

    Then he would make them read Editorials (oops, I mean the front page) from the NYT, sell Falafel blindfolded on trash day, and make some purchase returns at Saks without a receipt.

    Tomorrow he REALLY gets mean!

    Cheers,

    Oskaar
    Is it tasty . . . precious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathwilde
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    The hostage crisis seems to be over, I see Vicky - GM Webmistress is online checking her messages, the time 1 am. Couldn't even manage to keep her 24 hours...
    Damn her wi-fi. I'm taking it away and I'm uping my demands.

    750 pounds of orange blossom honey and a corn muffin. Buttered!

    Now where do I send her finger?


    Phil

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    Quote Originally Posted by dogglebe
    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathwilde
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    The hostage crisis seems to be over, I see Vicky - GM Webmistress is online checking her messages, the time 1 am. Couldn't even manage to keep her 24 hours...
    Damn her wi-fi. I'm taking it away and I'm uping my demands.

    750 pounds of orange blossom honey and a corn muffin. Buttered! Now where do I send her finger?
    You're upping the ante?

    We've got a private pool going on right now, betting on how long you can hold out before you start begging us to take her off your hands.
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    When you say "her" do you mean Vicki or the teddy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dogglebe


    Damn her wi-fi. I'm taking it away and I'm uping my demands.

    750 pounds of orange blossom honey and a corn muffin. Buttered!

    Now where do I send her finger?


    Phil
    Hey Now,

    I don't know where that finger's been . . . do you?

    Cheers,

    Oskaar
    Is it tasty . . . precious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yabodie
    When you say "her" do you mean Vicki or the teddy?
    According to Wrathwilde, the teddy, and the bullwhip, comes along with Vickie.
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    NICE!!!

    I guess Vicky is still "under wraps" due to the lack of a response?

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