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What kind of mead says, "I hate you"?

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It was Meadrol's idea! ;D

My first suggestion would be something like really hot peppers... but subtle, so you don't realize the damage till you've swallowed too much of it for the next day to be pleasant :)
 

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Bahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are killing me...see what happens when I turn my back for 5 minutes? I'm really sort of digging the Ex Lax mead and the Antifreeze mead; dang, that's just evil! Could we mix those two for maximum effect?
 

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Simplest would be an 18% ABV mead, fermented dry at 85*F and bottled asap. Mix in a packet of ramen noodle flavoring if you wish.
 

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And grapefruit mead isn't too bad....unless.... your "friend" happens to be allergic to citris...... not that I would advocate such thinking!

"Here Rodney, have some mead."

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I'm not actually allergic to Poison Ivy (probably due to continued exposure). It would be especially cruel to do that and be able to drink it safely, totally tricking your victim.
 
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