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What kind of mead says, "I hate you"?

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Actually I don't think anything in the industrial mead would kill you... But you would sure wish you were dead, probably.

Also, I think the fire ant mead I made a thread about would probably fit into this category... I still need to make that.
 

Chevette Girl

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I've been meaning for some time to make a weirdomel that includes a small amount of mustard powder and some marshmallows...
 

akueck

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This is hilarious.

How about tons of cloves? Your whole mouth would go numb, and (speaking from personal experience) other things go numb the next day...

Or instead of ex-lax, just include tons of soluble fiber. Dissolves clear, tasteless, adds nice body! ;D

Anything fermented hot would give you a wicked hangover. Combine that with the aspartame idea to mask the nasty taste and you're good! Even better, combine that with the fiber and you'd have to get out of bed over and over while being horribly hung over. Ouch.
 

Fisk Jaegaren

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This is hilarious.

How about tons of cloves? Your whole mouth would go numb, and (speaking from personal experience) other things go numb the next day...

Or instead of ex-lax, just include tons of soluble fiber. Dissolves clear, tasteless, adds nice body! ;D

Anything fermented hot would give you a wicked hangover. Combine that with the aspartame idea to mask the nasty taste and you're good! Even better, combine that with the fiber and you'd have to get out of bed over and over while being horribly hung over. Ouch.

If any of you ever want to offer me a drink,...thanks, I'll pass
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skunkboy

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This is hilarious.

How about tons of cloves? Your whole mouth would go numb, and (speaking from personal experience) other things go numb the next day...

I make a mead with 2 tablespoons of cloves in a one gallon batch. Makes a nice sweet mead, after it ages about two years...if you like cloves :)
 

Wijnand

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How about Brussels sprouts or any cabbage? Not very subtle I guess, but the moment you sniff the mead you get a good nose full of the wonderful smell cabbage produces.

The pepper suggestions made me think of Essacher Luft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0Q7SpDKHJg Smooth when you drink it, but then it comes back kicking! (Especially when you get some on your lips, I know from experience. :-X )
 
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