<facepalm> Good luck with that... Fortunately mine stays the heck away from my brewing area unless I need him to move something heavy! I'm not sure how long the StormtheCastle batch takes to be complete and then how long to be drinkable, but if you think he'd be up for something sweet and you want something to keep your other half busy while you let this age, I'd highly recommend the Joe's Ancient Orange, made with bread yeast and drinkable at 2 months. Better at 6-12, but it IS drinkable at 2 months.
Originally Posted by lupilu
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