Yeah, no kidding... We had very good mostly local food for our wedding, we never could have afforded something like your proposed spread!(of course, not being coastal, seafood really doesn't fall under "local"). At least our cake was cool (a gingerbread castle, complete with landscaping, our D&D miniatures, a dragon, a catapult loaded with allspice berries, and a cauldron for boiling oil, and if we'd remembered to pack some corn syrup, it even would have worked).
You've GOT to post a photo of that.