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    Default The Book of Directions - nothing to do with Mead

    I just read an amusing article by Steve Martin about the 'Book of Directions'. I thought I would share it with everyone as the humor on this site closely parallels that of Mr. Martin.

    http://www.compleatsteve.com/essays/directions.htm

    So, who will write 'The Book of Mead Directions' and make it as easy to follow as Pierre Trouts? Oskaar de la Monkey, are you there?

    Angus
    Chan fhíach cuírm gun a còmhradh

    A feast is no use without good talk.

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    Default Re: The Book of Directions - nothing to do with Mead

    1. Make mead
    2. Age mead
    3. Drink mead
    4. Go to step one

    Here endeth the book.
    Is it tasty . . . precious?

  3. Default Re: The Book of Directions - nothing to do with Mead

    I thought there would be some mention of red-headed nymphs in your book, Oskaar? *big grins*

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    Default Re: The Book of Directions - nothing to do with Mead

    Quote Originally Posted by scout
    I thought there would be some mention of red-headed nymphs in your book, Oskaar? *big grins*
    Oskaar's book of Directions involving Mead and Redheads would be much longer with the only addition to the "Mead" section being "Share with red-head Nymph"

    Wrathwilde

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    Default Re: The Book of Directions - nothing to do with Mead

    That'll be in the sequel.

    The Book of Directions II: Conquest of the Planet of the Redheads!!

    Cheers,

    The poster formerly known as Oskaar

    Is it tasty . . . precious?

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