I'm holding Vicky hostage....
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dogglebe said:
Holding the GotMead Wench hostage? ;D Ok, technically you may be restricting her movements, however, I predict that after a few days you'll be exhausted, nursing a record mead hangover, and begging forum members to take her off your hands. ;D ;D ;D
Won't he be surprised when he receives 750 pounds of orange blossoms and no honey. If he ever sells his soul to the devil for 7 wishes... it promises to be even more entertaining than the original Bedazzled with Dudley Moore and Peter Cook.
Wrathwilde
Wrathwilde
Unbeknownst to DoggleBerries, Vicky enjoys this sort of thing...
Why should we part with good honey for someone who doesn't want to be saved?
Wrathwilde
Vicky - GM Webmistress said:
Why should we part with good honey for someone who doesn't want to be saved?
Wrathwilde
Ha ha ha!
Um, I think after the Wench drinks you out of house and home, and drags you all over New York you'll be begging for mercy! LOL
But just in case, I've put Gilbert Gottfried on a plane along with five gallons of Corpse Flower Honey, and 50 dwarf nudists with no sense of personal space, unchecked bromadrosis and a penchant for leg humping!
Please enjoy the honey!
Cheers,
Oskaar
Um, I think after the Wench drinks you out of house and home, and drags you all over New York you'll be begging for mercy! LOL
But just in case, I've put Gilbert Gottfried on a plane along with five gallons of Corpse Flower Honey, and 50 dwarf nudists with no sense of personal space, unchecked bromadrosis and a penchant for leg humping!
Please enjoy the honey!
Cheers,
Oskaar
Maelduin said:
Looks like the main pollinators are flies and beetles, the kind critters that are most likely to be attracted to the smell of decaying flesh.
http://www.news.ucdavis.edu/special_reports/titan/faq.lasso
If Oskaar has a bucket of corpse flower honey, he must have worked some magic to let the bees get to it first.
;D
I could almost picture Oskaar hoisting a few meads made from the honey, offering a toast to the Adam's family members. ;D
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The hostage crisis seems to be over, I see Vicky - GM Webmistress is online checking her messages, the time 1 am. Couldn't even manage to keep her 24 hours... the leather teddy and bullwhip must have had him rethinking the arrangement.
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Wrathwilde
The hostage crisis seems to be over, I see Vicky - GM Webmistress is online checking her messages, the time 1 am. Couldn't even manage to keep her 24 hours... the leather teddy and bullwhip must have had him rethinking the arrangement.
> Wrathwilde
Miriam said:
Marko probably has a whole wing of his infernal cellar filled with old casks of Corpse Flower mead.
;DNo, the Leather Teddy (Masta LethAA TedDEEE X, as he's known in the NYC Dom/Sub world) would have whipped them both for being bad, and made them lick the floor of the dungeon clean after he smeared it with Corpse Flower Honey and the trub from the first racking of the Corpse Flower Mead.
Then he would make them read Editorials (oops, I mean the front page) from the NYT, sell Falafel blindfolded on trash day, and make some purchase returns at Saks without a receipt.
Tomorrow he REALLY gets mean!
Cheers,
Oskaar
Then he would make them read Editorials (oops, I mean the front page) from the NYT, sell Falafel blindfolded on trash day, and make some purchase returns at Saks without a receipt.
Tomorrow he REALLY gets mean!
Cheers,
Oskaar
dogglebe said:
You're upping the ante?
We've got a private pool going on right now, betting on how long you can hold out before you start begging us to take her off your hands. ;D
yabodie said:When you say "her" do you mean Vicki or the teddy? >
According to Wrathwilde, the teddy, and the bullwhip, comes along with Vickie. >
