How did I miss this thread? I know how to read! Mostly Sci-Fi/Fantasy stuff, because I'm stupid. Actually told that by my western lit teacher in high school. Got sent to the principal's office when I suggested she wasn't smart enough to grasp the symbolism in Dune.
Someone mentioned reading some of Dumas' work. If you like mystery/fantasy stuff, I recommend checking out "The Club Dumas" by Arturo Pérez-Reverte. The book is infinitley better then the movie. The world of high stakes antique book collecting.
Anne McCaffrey - Loved the dragon series, but think it should have ended with "All The Weyr's of Pern". Sky's of Pern was weird. And no good ever comes from letting your kid write books in your world. My Aunt & Uncle are good friends of McCaffrey, and are mentioned in several of her books (they did a lot of the maps for her). My sister once baby sat for her grandkids, and says she is a really, really nice lady.
Fire & Ice - My reaction to the events in Dance with Dragons, "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" I hate Martin. Hate him, hate him, hate him. Can't wait for the next book.

Did you know that he has apparently left instructions that all his notes and unfinished manuscripts are to be burned if he dies before the series is finished? Now taking volunteers to sit outside his house with a defibrillator.
Dune - Toast rocking. One of my favorite books. Not as much as AToE, but at least the first three were pretty awesome. I never got through God Emporer. Something about it just kind of loses me. Maybe I'll just kidnap AToE and make him tell me how it all ends. He'd probably do it for free, but kidnapping is so much fun. (Is "He" the appropriate pronoun for a giant sandworm?)
Sword of Truth - Loved many moons ago, but tried rereading it and it wasn't as good. Might be because Goodkind is an arrogant ass, and I'm kind of turned off by him. "I don't read other author's works, because I'm better then them" (actual quote). I have several prints of Keith Parkinson's artwork from the series that really need to get matted and framed.
LotR - I've never managed to read it. I always get bored. Winnie the Poo fantasy, to quote C.S. Lewis. Sauron is supposed to be Mr. Super Evil, but really? He doesn't even make the top 10 when compared to real world evil dictators. Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot....
Wheel of Time - Gah. Much like LotR, I find Jordan just a bit too verbose. Gave up half way through the 5th book.
Classic Sci-Fi - Clark, Asimov, Heinlein, Sturgeon, etc. Love reading their stuff because I'm a politics/philosophy junky. A lot of their stuff was just thinly disguised philosophy postulations. I'll throw up another couple thumbs for Ender's Game and Starship Troopers.
The Great Gatsby - I despise this book. caffeine211, I challenge you to a duel!
Favorites not mentioned so far..... I'm a big fan of Alt History and Contemporary (Near Future) Fantasy.
Dies the Fire - S.M. Stirling's novel of the modern world in which the laws of physics change such that you can no longer build up large stores of energy. In other words, firearms no longer work (high pressure), nor does electricity. Fire burns and water boils, but only enough pressure can be built up for cooking and the most basic steam engine. Needless to say, modern society joins the Dodo.
Dresden Files - Popcorn fiction to be sure, but still a good enjoyable read.
Simon Hawke's Wizard of 4th St series - More popcorn fiction, but fun popcorn fiction. Future world, fossil fuels have run out, world is in chaos, etc. Merlin awakens, and brings magic back. Now everything runs on magic. Life is paradise, then the ancient demons awaken. Each book is about the "Chosen Avatars" chasing down the demons and killing them.
Jennifer Government - Future world in which the only law is corporate/contract law. People take their last name from the corporation they work for. Main character, Jennifer Government, is a government agent. The NRA is now a contract assassin company, and Nike pretty much rules the world. It inspired the "popular" internet time waster "Nationstates.net".
Pulp Classics - Soloman Kane and Tarzan are my favorites. I actually have first edition copies of about the first 20 Tarzan books my grandfather left me. While skiming through them, I found one that was signed and dated by my great grandfather, my grand ather, and my father. I of course added my signature and the date I received them.
Alas, Babylon - Classic post-apocolyptic novel. The author, Pat Frank, was a military reporter at the height of the Cold War. He realized no one, not even a lot of military folks, really understood what would happen if we went at it with the Soviets. The TV series "Jericho" was unofficially based pretty heavily on the book. This book is in constant battle for "my favorite book of all time" with....
The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant - To this day this remains one of my favorite series. Covenant is a text book example of an anti-hero. A best selling author, Covenant has everything until he contracts leprosy. In short order, his wife leaves him, the townspeople shun him, and he grows increasingly bitter and cynical. When he's transported to a magical fantasy world in which his leprosy is cured, and the people think he's a hero, he must confront all of his neurosis that have become his weapons/armor against the outside world.
Donaldson was really creative in his ideas, though his writing isn't always the absolute best. It's good, but sometimes the flow of the story slows a bit much. I'm about to start the last book in the series, which I'm a bit hesitant to do, as the third trilogy hasn't been as good as the first two. Those were published in the late 70's, early 80's, while the third trilogy has been published just in the last decade.
(sorry this become so long.... I really like books)