Hey Wayne, tell the truth...how many of the ingredients listed so far made into And The Kitchen Sink?
Hey Wayne, tell the truth...how many of the ingredients listed so far made into And The Kitchen Sink?
Actually, I'm crazy enough that a couple of the suggestions here have made me go "hmmm... you know, that might actually not be half bad...."
I'm kinda hoping that the ones tempting you weren't in the industrial solvent category! ;D
You'll just have to wait to find out.... 8)
Hey Wayne, tell the truth...how many of the ingredients listed so far made into And The Kitchen Sink?
All of the poop suggestions fall under my original idea of Tastes Like Ass Braggot; I love it! Instead of rabbit poo, though, I'd have to go with either dog poop or cow patties to really get a huge nose right up front.
I wonder how a cabbage and fishstick weirdomel would taste? Would fishsticks turn it into a fleshomel?
Fish sticks would be for wimps, try some surstromming (sp?) and get back to me. If you could manage to choke one piece down you may be able to handle doing something else with it, but I doubt making it into a mead would be on anyone's list.
Gifelte Mead?
This is hilarious.
How about tons of cloves? Your whole mouth would go numb, and (speaking from personal experience) other things go numb the next day...
Or instead of ex-lax, just include tons of soluble fiber. Dissolves clear, tasteless, adds nice body! ;D
Anything fermented hot would give you a wicked hangover. Combine that with the aspartame idea to mask the nasty taste and you're good! Even better, combine that with the fiber and you'd have to get out of bed over and over while being horribly hung over. Ouch.
This is hilarious.
How about tons of cloves? Your whole mouth would go numb, and (speaking from personal experience) other things go numb the next day...
I make a mead with 2 tablespoons of cloves in a one gallon batch. Makes a nice sweet mead, after it ages about two years...if you like cloves
Ahh... ye olde Iocaine powder trick!
I'm thinking a sweet, sack-strength, prune melomel with a lot of fusels would have someone getting the message the next morning.